Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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