It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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