she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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