i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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