When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
