Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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