I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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