idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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