She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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