Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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