i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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