So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I love having hate sex.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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