***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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