Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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