no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Dating After Heartbreak
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.