So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂