they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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