They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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