Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
