i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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