My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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