you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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