I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you win again, gameday.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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