Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
either way he was missing a nipple.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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