Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We are all done wearing pants today
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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