The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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