I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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