dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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