The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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