Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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