Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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