...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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