She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.