Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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