yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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