Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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