what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
