i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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