Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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