can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
it's like heaven, but drunker
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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