She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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