Sponge bath it is.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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