"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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