Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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