Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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