Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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