just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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