Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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