I faked an abortion last night.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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