Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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