My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
well you can't waste a boner
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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