Who wears a wallet chain?!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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