Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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