then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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